I Killed a Deer Today as I Was Jogging Through the Woods.

What had happened was that I got tired of it chasing me around, so i turned around and, just like I was taught in the many dirty club fights i've been in, i punched it in the snout and simultaneously elbowed it in the neck in one fatal move. I was quite proud of my victory and my dad enjoyed the brief changes that were made to the menu. Deer, the other furry cotton-tailed meat.