I used to believe there was order in this world, that reasonable people were in command and steering the advancement of industry in the proper direction, but then I found out that assortment of ringed goodness found in Multi-Grain Cheerios® are no more equal than the perfect woman's breasts. I've just been getting high and trying to cope ever since.<br class="khtml-block-placeholder">


If movies from the 70s have taught us anything its that all buildings are ventilated well enough to smoke weed in the bathrooms. All of them.<br class="khtml-block-placeholder">


I don't believe in the "Life isn't Fair" principle; if life wasn't fair we wouldn't all be homeless, we'd be at the bottom of the food chain.