Not a Not Caring original, but originally hilarious & true

Amanda Knox Didn't Do It

Really though, America is on the forefront of racial eradication.

Kim & Kris' Krazy Wedding

While you all sat and watched Kim & Kris walk the aisle last night, the American equivalent of a wedding of royalty, i chose to pop in a family video remember Kim Kardashian in her best and most common role of being a bicycle for up-and-coming black entertainers.

I used to believe there was order in this world, that reasonable people were in command and steering the advancement of industry in the proper direction, but then I found out that assortment of ringed goodness found in Multi-Grain Cheerios® are no more equal than the perfect woman's breasts. I've just been getting high and trying to cope ever since.<br class="khtml-block-placeholder">

If movies from the 70s have taught us anything its that all buildings are ventilated well enough to smoke weed in the bathrooms. All of them.<br class="khtml-block-placeholder">

I don't believe in the "Life isn't Fair" principle; if life wasn't fair we wouldn't all be homeless, we'd be at the bottom of the food chain.

Getting off probation is a lot like turning the legal drinking age, nothing really changes in your lifestyle, but you just can't get in as much trouble when you do get caught anymore, I guess that's what they call maturing.<br>