A Good, Firm Criminal Background.

While everyone else in the 8th grade was learning to shoplift, I was out in the mall parking lot hotwiring their parents cars and parking them on the opposite side of the mall. Just like when you put your kids into sports, it's good to get a head start on the competition at a young age and place your kids into more advanced lessons than they should be able to handle.

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