Down & Out

Drinking coffee and beer is like speedballing for the down & out.

Hangover Medication

Waking up the next afternoon from a seven hour drug fueled afterparty, the best way to get rid of that hangover and the shakes is to gather up whatever remaining drugs you have left and just roll them all up into one massive joint that you can share with whoever you woke up with and/or is still alive that is not a donkey, and then go get some pho.

As a recap:

normal 0.3g marijuana joint
add a dash of cocaine or heroin, or both if that's your thing
whatever prescriptive opiates should be crushed up at this point and sprinkled in.
Mix the leftover ecstasy into your orange juice
Pho