Down & Out

Drinking coffee and beer is like speedballing for the down & out.

what an accurate depiction, i think i bought a $5000 car for $500 from this guy!

Reality Television

Im gonna pitch a new reality show to Lifetime called "Ho Is Where The
Heart Is" thatll be a cross of Real Housewives, Judge Judy & Dr. Oz,
but will be all about celebrity divorces and custody battles.

Everything I Like...

Truer words were never spoken.

Food Supplements

Smoothies are an excellent nutritional supplement for cokeheads, substituting water for food, just like a girl who has to blow her unattractve boyfriend will close her eyes and listen to a song by Drake.<br>

Not a Not Caring original, but originally hilarious & true

Amanda Knox Didn't Do It

Really though, America is on the forefront of racial eradication.